Your Guide To A High Minded Lifestyle
Ashley Longshore
Ashley Longshore

  • Occupation
  • Artist
  • Birthplace
  • Planet Earth
  • Zodiac
  • Leo

What do you actually do all day?
Paint, grind, hustle, laugh, and dance…I also quite often go on random rants about stuff. I don’t have a passive aggressive bone in my body – I let it out baby!

Why do you live in New York?
It is the epicenter of all things. It is the nucleus of connectivity. I spend half my time in New Orleans and the other half in NYC! It’s where you can get shit done! NYC is the greatest city in the world.

If you had one day left in NYC, what would you do?
I would gorge myself at Cipriani and then die at The Museum of Modern Art.

My motto is…
“The hotter the fire the stronger the steel.”

My alter ego is…
A very powerful man with a huge dick. I have to deal with billionaires and movie stars. I know no other way.

Ashley Longshore

Ashley Longshore

My secret crush is…
Bella Hadid *scissor

What was your first job?
Working at the marina pulling in boats… I got huge tips because I was enthusiastic and then grateful for the money. I’m just the same with my art: enthusiasm and graciousness are my favorite qualities in a human.

What is your favorite travel destination?
India: the spirit is omnipotent. It’s so beautiful. I also love Rome…fuck, I love Rome.

What is your favorite work of art?
I’m so torn between an Alice Neel portrait and a Jenny Saville painting.

Favorite song growing up?
Barry Manilow “Copacabana”

  • Bella Hadid

    Bella Hadid

  • Barry Manilow

    Barry Manilow

If you could be taken on a guided tour of anywhere in the world where would it be?
The moon because it’s far out. Plus I wanna feel that G force on my body.

Who would you invite (living or dead) to your perfect dinner party?
RBG, Oprah, Michelle Obama, Frida Kahlo, Andy Warhol, Keith Richards, Prince and Teddy Roosevelt.

Favorite snack to munch on?
Cheese and crackers, chicken salad and also Beluga.

What was the last thing you Googled?
At what age do you get grey pubic hair?

  • 2 Chainz

    2 Chainz

  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg

What is a secret talent you have that people would be surprised to know?
I can use my boobs to make a speaker for my telephone.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Pretentious assholes.

Who is your style icon?
2 Chainz combined with Talitha Getty.

What is the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?
Love myself no matter what.

What are you most proud of?
Inspiring others.

Do you collect anything?
Art…a fuck-ton of art.

  • Dapper Dan
  • Favorite
  • Brands
    • Dapper Dan

    • ashish

    • I love any event put on by LTDxlizzietisch – she has the best brands

  • Red Wine
  • Favorite
  • Workouts
    • Drinking red wine in the fall, winter, spring and summer.

  • Family Guy
  • Favorite
  • TV Shows
    • The marvelous Mrs. Maisel

    • Family Guy

    • 60 Minutes

    • How to keep it tight and do it right *just kidding that’s not a show.

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • Favorite
  • Movies
    • Great Expectations

    • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    • Rudy

    • I love inspirational shit.

  • Ella Fitzgerald
  • Favorite
  • Singers
    • Ella Fitzgerald

    • Robyn

    • Halsey

    • LCD Soundsystem

    • Roy Ayers